Joke, u gotta read this

[jandrox]

I read this on PlanetRakion's forum

Any of you guys remember that oh-so-magical first?

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in a to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?"

Well, I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.

"Well, come on," she said, "we don't have much time." So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

[jasonbob]

EHHEhehehehe h fuuny

[LinDizzle]

Hahah funny... but gross. >.<

[Tormentedsaw]

What kinda retard cant put on a condom lmao.

[ipredator]

admin said:

What kinda retard cant put on a condom lmao.

depending on how you think of it...a clever one i suppose.

[jandrox]

admin said:

What kinda retard cant put on a condom lmao.

tormented, don't ruin the joke ;)

[Arrowtip]

lol, did that really happen? i say u went in there got the back, went to her and she asked u that then took u back did that stuff and u got punked it was probably a guy!, lol i feel srry for u, i havent even used a condom and i would prbably kno how to but 1 on, even though i wont for a while, i too young, lol but i am sure if i did use one sooner or later
i would her hard!
lol

[Arrowtip]

heres a joke i heard from my brother!

ok, so this guy who weighted 600 pounds is walking down the street, when all thee sudden he saw one of those signs saying "lose a hundred pounds for a hundred dollars". So he went to this place and said " I wanna lose a hundred pounds", they said "ok" and took his money and sent him to this room. He opened the door and it was one of those padded rooms with pad on the walls and floor. So he walked in, and they shut the door behind him. All the sudden a door across the room open, and this totally nude female came out. In the intercom it said "if u can catch her, u can do her". Next thing u know he is chasing her around the room. about an hour or so pass and he finally caught her and did her. so he went home that night and woke up the next day, he said "today, i am ganna lose one-hundred and fifty POUNDS!". He went back and told them he wanted to lose a hundred and fifty today. So they put him in the room again, but this time there was 2 totally hot nude females. Then he heard in the intercom "if u can catch them, u can do 'em!". so this time he ran around probably for about an hour and a half and finally caught them both. so he went home again like the day before, but the next day he woke up and he wanted to lose two-hundred pounds. He went back and did the same routein (give money, go to room), but this time when he got in the room, they shut the door and locked it this time. He was thinking to himself "they didn't lock it last time, so what is so special bout this time". well then the door opened across the room and a gorila came out. He heard in the intercom "if he catches u, he gets to do u!".

[Postman]

lol, that's great. i might've heard that before, but still great. lol, they'd have to get a pretty fast chick if they wanted me to lose even ten pounds lol. i'm not sure if they could pull it off. well, depends on how big the room is lol.

[Xtowers]

I get the feeling I know why the room is padded...

[Arrowtip]

ROFLOL!!

[Arrowtip]

ok, heres another

ok there is 2 gay guys and 2 elizbeians, and they are both racing to paris. Which 2 will make it the first?

(answer): the lezbeians because they are lickity- split, and the gay guys are still packing

[Xtowers]

hah! thats funny.

[Arrowtip]

ok heres another!

ok there are 2 friends walking in the woods, which is a bear and a rabbit. Well when they were walking they came along a jene bottle! they picked it up and rubbed it. all the sudden a jene came out, and said "since there is 2 of u, ill let u each have 3 wishes". so the rabbit and bear went back and for saying "u go first, no u go first". well finally the rabbit came up with a conclusion and said" how about we do 1 at a time each, but bear, i insist u go first", so bear was like ok and said "i wish all the bears in these woods were female". *PUFF*, all the bears in those woods became female*, well then the rabbit was like "i wish i had a MOTORCYCLE HELMET!", *PUFF* a motorcycle helmet appeared in his hands*. well then bear was like "i wish all the bears in the city were female", *PUFF* all the bears in the city became female*. well then the rabbit was like "i wish i had a MOTORCYCLE!", *PUFF* a motorcycle appeared in front of him*. Well this time the bear was thinking extremely hard, so he said " I WISH ALL THE BEARS IN THE WORLD WERE FEMALE!", *PUFF* all the bears in the world became female*. Then the rabbit said as qiuck as he could "make him gay", and the rabbit rode off on his motorcycle!

[Xtowers]

If he wished all the bears in the world were female, would that not include himself?