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Post by Tormentedsaw on Mar 8, 2006 1:37:24 GMT -5
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldnt overcome and didnt really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldnt say a word. She said, Im going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me. I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldnt ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
i know its good advice
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Post by SirArchAlot on Mar 8, 2006 1:47:50 GMT -5
lmfao thats great man
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Post by Postman on Mar 8, 2006 22:08:21 GMT -5
lol, friggin awesome. finally someone posts a joke!
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FlameSpike
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Post by FlameSpike on Mar 11, 2006 13:58:36 GMT -5
friggin hilarious. that's a good one.
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PureHeadShot
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Post by PureHeadShot on Mar 13, 2006 0:24:13 GMT -5
Did you really want to do her sister? (assuming this is a true story)
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Post by Tormentedsaw on Mar 13, 2006 1:57:11 GMT -5
lol it isnt... i stole this off a friend.. i donno why he put the true story stuff but i was too lazy to remove haha
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Post by happyface on Mar 22, 2006 17:33:06 GMT -5
good 1:-*
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xela33
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Post by xela33 on Apr 1, 2006 20:01:27 GMT -5
hahahahaha
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Post by vonnie1231 on Jun 8, 2006 13:48:21 GMT -5
That was friggin' hilarious
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LinDizzle
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Post by LinDizzle on Jun 8, 2006 14:28:40 GMT -5
Lmao, that was funny. Don't most guys keep a condom in their wallet?
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Post by Postman on Jun 8, 2006 16:10:28 GMT -5
i personally wouldn't know... i'm not quite old enough for that yet, though some my age are. if you're confused, good. if you know what i'm talking about, good as well. seems like it would make sense, but it would kinda make the wallet big though, wouldn't it?
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Post by Tormentedsaw on Jun 8, 2006 18:15:43 GMT -5
Actually, usually girls keep condoms in there wallets, guy usually dont bother ...
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Post by Postman on Jun 8, 2006 21:29:56 GMT -5
i guess their wallets are usually a lot bigger than ours... but not all the time though. they'd probably actually have the room to put it, whereas we probably wouldn't.
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Post by Tormentedsaw on Jun 8, 2006 21:40:10 GMT -5
Girls also have more to lose =)
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Post by nimby on Jun 8, 2006 22:13:43 GMT -5
Umm...guys do have enough room...I carry a new one in my wallet every weekend when I go out ;-)
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