Post by Xtowers on Apr 27, 2006 20:16:40 GMT -5
Today I got an email from the honors department at school. It came from the listserv, so everyone in honors got this email. I thought it was a funny joke, which warrants a thread, but also it wasn't intended to be sent out to honors students at all. On top of that, it isn't really an appropriate joke coming from an honors department employee. Ok enough talk, here is the email, followed by the follow up email:
Subject: [Honors] amusing story
Date: 27Apr06 1:45pm
[from one of my fellow actors in Coriolanus, which includes a great
speech about the belly. --Kit, who totally excludes Rick from this
scenario]All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to
decide who wasthe one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the
brain , "because I run all the body'ssystems, so without me nothing
would happen"."I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I
circulate oxygenall over so without me you'd all waste away.""I should
be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food andgive all of
you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry
the bodywherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the
eyes, "because I allow the body tosee where it goes.""I should be in
charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible forwaste removal."All
the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so ina
huff, he shut down tight.Within a few days, the brain had a terrible
headache, the stomach wasbloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got
watery, and the blood wastoxic. They all decided that the rectum should
be the boss.The moral of the story?The asshole is usually in charge!!
Subject: [Honors] whoops
Date: 27Apr06 1:50pm
Well, I hope everyone enjoyed the story, which wasn't intended for the
listserv, but got there anyway. My apologies. --Kit
Subject: [Honors] amusing story
Date: 27Apr06 1:45pm
[from one of my fellow actors in Coriolanus, which includes a great
speech about the belly. --Kit, who totally excludes Rick from this
scenario]All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to
decide who wasthe one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the
brain , "because I run all the body'ssystems, so without me nothing
would happen"."I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I
circulate oxygenall over so without me you'd all waste away.""I should
be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food andgive all of
you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry
the bodywherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the
eyes, "because I allow the body tosee where it goes.""I should be in
charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible forwaste removal."All
the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so ina
huff, he shut down tight.Within a few days, the brain had a terrible
headache, the stomach wasbloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got
watery, and the blood wastoxic. They all decided that the rectum should
be the boss.The moral of the story?The asshole is usually in charge!!
Subject: [Honors] whoops
Date: 27Apr06 1:50pm
Well, I hope everyone enjoyed the story, which wasn't intended for the
listserv, but got there anyway. My apologies. --Kit
