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Post by nimby on Jul 10, 2006 14:45:38 GMT -5
It's been a while since i've added any jokes...so here's another:
A man and his grandson are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some weeping willow trees. The man takes out a cigarette and lights it.
His grandson says, "Grandpa, Can I try some of your cigarette?"
"Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" he says.
"No," says the little boy.
"Then you're not big enough."
A few more minutes pass, and the man takes a beer our of his cooler and opens it.
The little boy says, "Grandpa, can I have some of your beer?"
"Can you touch your asshole with your penis?", he says.
"No," says the little boy.
"Then you're not old enough."
Time passes and they continue to fish. The little boy gets hungry and he reaches into his lunch box, takes out a bag of cookies and eats one.
The grandfather looks at him and says, "Hey they look good. Can I have one of your cookies?"
"Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" says the little boy.
"I most certainly can!" says the grandfather.
"Then go fuck yourself," says the boy, "These are my cookies!"
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Post by ipredator on Jul 10, 2006 17:16:54 GMT -5
hahahahaaha
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Post by Xtowers on Jul 10, 2006 23:26:17 GMT -5
teehee, thats a cute little boy.
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Post by FlameSpike on Jul 11, 2006 9:19:57 GMT -5
that's one messed up grandpa.
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Post by jasonbob on Jul 16, 2006 8:15:35 GMT -5
i can almost touch my scrotum with my penis
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Post by Postman on Jul 22, 2006 20:42:55 GMT -5
somehow i knew this would get out of hand. plz just stop with that kind of comment right there. i really don't think we need it getting this personal, even if it was a joke.
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